Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
That's not easy to do.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Don't you think that's taking things a little too far?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
I guess it's cheaper than a trial...
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Isn't that kind of obvious?
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who'd have thought?!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something there!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Stronger than duct tape...
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He could BE the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
What? Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Oops! Maybe he shouldn't have eaten those beans?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Ouch! Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Is that so?
Have a great day and remember to laugh.