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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

That's not easy to do.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Don't you think that's taking things a little too far?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-so's!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

I guess it's cheaper than a trial...

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Isn't that kind of obvious?

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who'd have thought?!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something there!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Stronger than duct tape...

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He could BE the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

What? Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Oops! Maybe he shouldn't have eaten those beans?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Ouch! Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

And finally....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Is that so?

Have a great day and remember to laugh. laugh